Clearly, i was not meant to be at uni today. plenty of signs...

hmm, lemme see...
k, i got to uni at 1 today, handed in my assignment for politics and policy (FINALLY. be gone wretched subject.), then i decided to head over to the com lab to do my econs essay, more like start on it actually.

anyhoo.

i found an empty terminal to use, so i sat down and got ready to start. everything was alright at first, then i glanced to my right. there was this asian girl, she was doing her work too, (essay with topics like microbiology, cheem man.) and she was yawning.

wonderful.

yawns are infectious. whenever i see someone yawn, i tend to yawn too. when i hear someone yawn over the phone, i yawn too. i'm even yawning even as i type now.

so, there we go.

becos i saw her yawn, i started yawning. like the infection it is, yawns got to her too. one after the other, we were yawning and yawning. u know how u tear sometimes cos ur tear ducts are stretched when u yawn? that happened a lot. ALOT. i was taking off my specs every 5 minutes to wipe away the water at the corners of my eyes before they rolled down and made me look like i'm crying trying to write my essay.

this, lasted for an hour.

a whole, freaking hour.

man.

after that hour, she finished her stuff, and i was abt a third thru what i wanted to finish today.

the minute she stood up and left, i stopped yawning. yay! can concentrate!


ya think so?


right after she left, this other girl sat down. angmoh. shoulder length hair, quite chio. nvm, i turn back to my com and type.

then it hit me.

the girl on my right, despite how nice she looked, had a bit of a b.o. problem.
but not so bad, at least it didnt distract me as much as the yawning did.

half an hour later, she finished her own work and left.

think i can finally concentrate now?


think again.


along comes this hulk-sized woman, sits down on the com and stinks up the vincinity with the stench of cigarette smoke.
like, poof!

and when i was abt to comtemplate leaving, i looked at the time and saw that i missed the 4 oclock bus. sian.
so i continued my work till 420 then went out to catch the 430 bus.




430 bus late.



to make matters worse, there was a huge crowd. and there was this other girl. asian looking, short. walked past me and sat somewhere not near. not near, but her voice can hear.

how shall i describe? erm, hmm, how about... BIMBOTIC!

she was talking so animatedly to this skinny scrawny european fella with long hair, and no one could help but to hear what they were talking abt cos she was so damn loud, in her bimbotic tone.

turns out, she's from indonesia. but che got angmoh accent. american accent. STRONG accent, which by itself, wouldnt matter. but with a bimbotic tone, lagi jialat.

she was, like, talking...?
in a very, like, bimbotic tone...?
and, like, ending all her sentences with, like, a question mark...?
and it was, like, so irritating...?
that i couldnt, like, so wish i could sit so far away from them...?

OH GAWD RIP MY EARS OFF NOW!!!!

finally, the bus came. all aboard..
i sat right at the end.

just as i was abt to close my eyes to take my regular bus nap, 2 pple came by. and sat next to me. NEXT TO ME. guess who.

not only did i miss my nap, i had to endure 20 FULL MINUTES OF BIMBOTIC talk. and the european fella was pretty irritating too.

conversation sample;

bimbo: "and i'm, like, so close to my sister...? we always hang out with other, and do stuff..? my younger brother used to be, like, close to my sister...? but then as we grew up, my sis and i, like, grew closer...? and my brother, he kinda like, grew weird...?"
himbo: "oh yeah! the odd one out!"
*me rolls eyes*
bimbo: and then, like, my brother...? he has this girlfriend...? i think she's, like, from china...? she always talks in this, like, high-pitched voice...? *mimics voice*"
himbo: "oh yeah! that's high!"
*me rolls eyes*
bimbo: and everytime, like, shen i talk to my brother on the phone...? whenever i ask how she is...? and he's like, oh why dun u ask her, and then he, like, puts her on the phone...? and she goes, like, oh hi!!!! in her, like, high-pitched voice...?
himbo: "oh yeah! like i'm right here!"
*me rolls eyes*


OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD.


getting off the bus never felt like salvation before.
pls pls pls. dun let me be on the same bus journey as them ever again.


anyhoo, it's my 50th post since i started this blog! whee...

oh, and, coincidently, its the post where i write 50 things i know abt G... =)

1. She doesnt have a baby sister, a gag which she pulled off on me long long ago.
2. She likes Royce chocolate, the limited edition banana flavour most.
3. She treats her chouchou like a preciousssssss.
4. I know her ring size.
5. I know she's a general misandrist.
6. She definitely misses Brisbane.
7. She gets tired of conversations when guys talk army talk.
8. She's been telling me to style my hair for a long long time.
9. She conjured up new names for my doggies.
10. She enjoys a nice drink every now and then.
11. She likes martinis, esp lychee.
12. She also likes apple shots.
13. Although the occasional beer's alright too.
14. She hates crowded trains packed with apnns.
15. She stands up for me.
16. She knows i'll stand up for her.
17. She likes to say i like pink! which i kinda like, so yeah..
18. She likes most kungfu shows, esp those with Jackie Chan.
19. She likes to kungfu around after watching those shows.
20. She's sho shweet.
21. She abhors MCPS and scum.
22. She enjoys the occasional sappy love show (lake house).
23. She has a nickname only her godma can call her.
24. Gewi likes Katamari Damacy!
25. She likes attention, but not in an extreme way.
26. She loves retail therapy.
27. One of her best friend's Weewee!
28. She thinks all men generally look good in a military uniform, but again, that's where the army stuff stops.
29. She would like a new handphone, hahaha.
30, 31, 32, 33. She's caring, devoted to friends, enjoys their company and laughter!
34. She has the cosiest bedroom ever.
35. She prefers good old oldies compared to the loud blaring rap punk music.
36. Give her dairy products and welcome the wave of barf.
37. She likes to be snuggled and cuddled.
38. Sometimes, if she's in a giggly mood, saying "Laugh" to her will make her laugh.
39. She wants to punch LBS in the face and kick his nuts.
40. Say wrong stuff to her and u could be another LBS.
41. She does like to poke her friends' boobs. and laugh.
42. She loves and misses Rocky-road ice cream from Baskin Robbins.
43. Although she loves the waffles and that mango drink at Cartel.
44. She like being spaz occasionally with her cousin (dislocated writst, elbows and shoulders).
45. Topshop catches her eye quite constantly.
46. She likes a certain kind of flowers a lot, whose name escapes me BUT i WIll find out and remember.
47. She likes to witness Uncle Sam getting drunk (who doesn't? All, hands up).
48. Treat Gewi well and with respect, and she'll reciprocate. =)
49. I lub my Gewi's company a lot a lot a lot!
50. I lub my Gewi many many many many many many much!

Ken blogged on 6:11 PM

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